If you ever find yourself in the wrong story, leave.
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Mo Willems
Never call anyone a baboon unless you are sure of your facts.
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Will Cuppy
Breeze strolled over to the table and chose a seat with his characteristic decorum. The portly man raised his dueling cane, pointing it at Ham. 'I see that my period of intellectual respite has come to an end.' Ham smiled. 'I thought up a couple...
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Brandon Sanderson
I have noticed that the people who are late are often so much jollier than the people who have to wait for them.
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Edward Verrall Lucas
I swear, talking to you is like talking to a really good-looking and mildly stupid brick wall.
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Derek Landy
More Quotes By Kiersten White
Tasers are a one-size-fits-all paranormal butt-kicking option. Mine’s pink withrhinestones.
If you fail to report within the next 12 hours. you will be terminated. If you attack any humans, you will be terminated. If you attempt to remove the tracking device, you will be terminated. We look forward to working with you.
I hate the vamp jobs. They think they're so suave. It's not enough for them to slaughter and eat you like a zombie would. No, they want to be all sexy, too. And trust me: vampires? Not. Sexy.
A true conversion is always only between a man and God.
Belief is not weakness. Faith is the greatest strength we can have.
